David: Okay, I just think I'm in a state of shock right now, you know, the news was very numbing, and I'm feeling very alone. [Patrick kisses David]
Patrick: Imagine how Alexis must feel.
David: Yeah, I haven't spoken to her.
Patrick: Huh. Remind what this is again?
David: That is a eucalyptus under eye serum. [Patrick kisses David]
Patrick: Mmm-hmm. And remind me why you can't apply it to yourself?
David: Because it requires a steady hand, and I'm going through a lot right now. [Patrick and David kiss again]

David: Okay, between Alexis getting knocked up, and us not having enough privacy to connect, I'm feeling very shaken.
Patrick: Do you think you're gonna make it, though?
David: Unclear. Unclear on whether I'm gonna make it through or not.
Patrick: [whispers] Hang in there.

Johnny: Oh, hi, honey.
Alexis: My God, how long have you been sitting there?
Johnny: Oh, I didn't realize it took you so long to put your makeup on.

Johnny: Okay, clearly this is not a good time, but I just want you to know your mother and I are here, whenever you feel comfortable enough to talk, although I'd suggest talking to me, and not your mother.
Alexis: You are making way too big a deal of this. If I don't like it, I'll just give it up, and move on! Okay?

Stevie: Ding, ding!
David: [clears throat] Hi. We're actually closed today.
Stevie: It's one o'clock on a Friday.
David: Okay, is there something I can help you with?
Stevie: Do you give all your customers this kind of VIP treatment?
David: Actually, I do, and I would love to keep chatting, it's just that Patrick and I were working on fixing a, uh, a light bulb in the back, so we oh, hey.
Patrick: Hey, Stevie.
Stevie: Hi.
Patrick: David and I were just in the back doing some inventory.

Stevie: Desperate times, huh?
David: No, trying times. Nothing about this is desperate. It's just that there's a lot of people at the motel, and Patrick is renting a room from Ray.
Patrick: Who really likes to chat.
David: Yeah. So there has literally been zero privacy.

Patrick: That is super generous, but wouldn't be a little bit weird us having alone time at your place? Especially because you guys have-
David: Oh God no! No, we've never.
Stevie: No, never, ew!
David: We've never done that there.
Stevie: Never. I still live there.

Johnny: Yeah, well, don't worry, I've already had a serious talk with Alexis, though now I'm wondering what exactly we were talking about.

Jake: David. Wow, it's been a while.
David: Pony. Hey [Jake kisses David] Mm-mmm! Ahem!
Jake: Wow, you look good. Who's this guy?
David: This is my... That's-
Patrick: Patrick.
Jake: That's Patrick.
Patrick: And you are?
Jake: Picking up Stevie.
Stevie: Yeah, we're gonna go, so...
Patrick: So I'm not getting a name, then.

David: Um, so you and "pony," what do you have planned for tonight?
Jake: Well, it's date night, so we thought maybe we'd spend it in the woods.
David: Yeah, just galloping around the woods, huh? Yeah, with your "pony." Not at a spa. So... I take it you two are still...
Stevie: Seeing each other, yes. As it turns out we are.
Jake: After we all broke up, Stevie came over to end things officially, and it just didn't stick, so.
David: Yeah. Yeah. No, it didn't stick, did it.