‘Pregnancy Test’
Season 4, Episode 2 - Aired January 16, 2018
Johnny is stunned when he finds a positive pregnancy test in David and Alexis's bathroom. Unaware of the unfolding drama, Alexis enrolls in a local college. Meanwhile, David and Patrick try to find some alone time.
Quote from David
Patrick: Now, when you say "we all broke up"...
David: So you offering your apartment had nothing to do with any guilt you felt about harbouring a little secret?
Stevie: Nope. Just trying to be a good person, so. We're gonna go, leave you two lovebirds.
Jake: Unless you two wanna come?
David: Nope! I don't think so. Come on.
Jake: You do you.
Patrick: Good to meet, you... Man.
Quote from Johnny
Roland: Hey, Johnny, Moira, Jocelyn's just about to tell me something exciting, come and join us.
Moira: Oh, no, no, no, far be it for us to intrude. No, I think it's best that Jocelyn share this life altering news, whatever it may be, on her own.
Johnny: Yeah. And we'll probably take another table, because I skipped lunch and you know me when I'm hungry. Look out! [laughs] Uh, we'll sit over here.
Quote from Jocelyn
Jocelyn: So, Roland, you might have noticed that I've been on a real Dorito casserole kick lately, and there's a reason for that.
Roland: Besides wanting to keep me as your husband? [laughs uproariously] Am I right, Johnny?
Johnny: Oh, I need to be a part of this.
Jocelyn: The last time I made that casserole was when I was pregnant with Mutt. And I've really been craving that casserole again.
Roland: Yeah. Well, that's understandable, honey, I mean, it's a terrific casserole.
Johnny: I'd kill for a casserole right now.
Jocelyn: Rollie, how are you not getting this?
Twyla: Have we decided?
Jocelyn: I'm pregnant!
Moira: [gasps]
Jocelyn: We're having a baby.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Congratulations, you two. Well, I can honestly say from the bottom of my heart, that I couldn't be happier that this is happening to you and your family!
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Hey, so I've been thinking about what you said, and it is a big expense, but I think I can find a way to make it work.
Moira: What's happening?
Alexis: Dad's trying to get me to drop out of college.
Johnny: No, that's not what was happening! I-I thought we were talking about something else.
Alexis: What else?
Johnny: Oh, he thought you were pregnant.
Alexis: What? Ew!
Johnny: Well, we all did.
Alexis: Oh, my God, that's so mean!
Quote from Alexis
Moira: Oh, look who's here. Where were you all night?
David: Um, out-side. I was outside.
Johnny: A little past curfew.
Alexis: Oh burn, David.