David: Wow. He is wearing a tight shirt. So is he gonna do some repairs on your on your undies?
Stevie: Who's to say he hasn't already.
David: Wow. Great.
Stevie: Why, is that a problem for you?
David: No. No. Do you. Do him. Do both. Do things.
Stevie: Great. I think I might.

Stevie: So, we should probably establish some boundaries about this whole friends with benefits thing.
David: Okay. Yeah. No, let's do that. Let's, uh, let's put up some boundaries, uh, for the infrequent benefits that our friendship has. I think that's really good. Can we do that after you screw mister fix-it or would you like to do it now? Let's throw some boundaries up.
Stevie: Okay.

Alexis: So you're writing a song for Mutt then?
Twyla: Yeah, I'm trying to.
Alexis: Cute. So what, is it about- Your feelings, or is it love and-
Ted: What? Are we shooting a Dateline investigative report?
Alexis: No, we're not. I'm just looking out for my friend.

Alexis: Um, honestly, Twy, ixnay on the ongsay. Because I tried it once and the guy ripped the guitar out of my hands and he just started smashing it on the ground. Granted, I'm tone deaf and he was a- He was a super angry marine, but-
Ted: Just let the girl write her boyfriend a song.
Alexis: Okay, I know! And I'm all for it, I'm all for it. I just think it's, um, I think it's a super big mistake.

Moira: Oh, give me a break. How did you find me?
Deedee: Well, where else is there to go? And Johnny may have told me.
Moira: Thank you, Johnny.

Moira: Fifty thousand dollars. Does that sound familiar?
Deedee: Yes. You gave that to me as a downpayment-
Moira: No! Loaned it.
Deedee: You gave it to me as a down payment for my Buffalonian town house.
Moira: We handed you the money and you said..?
Deedee: Thank you?
Moira: Oh, too late.
Deedee: Well, Moira, considering you had over 500 million dollars in the bank, I'm a little personally offended that I didn't get more.
Moira: Go away, Deedee.

Moira: Go ahead and order whatever you want. This is on us.
Deedee: Oh. They're letting you run up a long tab, are they?
Moira: You see?

Moira: Deedee, we appreciate you coming to this town and offering whatever it is you're offering. Much appreciated. 'Cause seriously, I thought you were just coming here to gloat.
Deedee: No, no, no. I came here in the spirit of giving and forgiving. The the gloating thing was a bonus.

Deedee: How much are we gonna make this out for?
Johnny: Oh, I haven't the foggiest. I couldn't I couldn't come up with a number. I mean, I whatever you think is fair.
Deedee: Well, you guys gave me fifty grand, right?
Johnny: Yes, we gave you fifty thousand when we had the money. But I can't I can't ask you for fifty thousand dollars. Whatever you think is the equivalent amount.
Deedee: Okay, I think I can do you a little better than that. Okay?
Johnny: Oh, so unnecessary, Deedee, but thank you. Well, who's up for pork?

Alexis: So how's the, uh, song going? Is that- Is the song still a thing?
Twyla: Yeah! Do you wanna hear some of it?
Alexis: Um, I would love to, but I actually hate music, so I don't think I'd be a very good judge.
Twyla: You hate music?
Alexis: Mm-hmm.