Twyla: I can free up the café between the lunch and dinner rush.
Bob: Yeah, I guess we could use the garage for parking. We just have to keep a space clear in case Gwen comes back.
Johnny: Well, thanks, Bob, but it's really hard to talk parking when we don't even know where we're holding the thing.

Patrick: Why... would I want you to get a happy ending from a stranger on our wedding day, David?
David: You tell me! Because I was stressed out! And you told me that you wanted to de-stress me. I just assumed you knew what you were paying for! I was both shocked and impressed!
Patrick: Oh...
Stevie: Okay, but to be clear, you didn't stop it from happening?
David: Okay, Marcia Clark? Court's adjourned for the day.

Roland: Oh, Johnny, come on. Just enjoy it, okay? You're gonna be gone soon. You're gonna miss this place.
Johnny: I will be back, Roland. My son still lives here.
Roland: No, I know there is that, but... you are gonna be gone gone soon. Something can fall from the ceiling and just go.... Boom! I'm dead! [laughs]
Johnny: Okay.
Roland: Not me though, I'm prepared. [puts on hard hat]
Johnny: All right.
Roland: Okay, everybody, back to work!

David: What is that?
Alexis: Thank you, David. You look very expensive and gorgeous too.
David: It's-it's white. You're wearing a white dress.
Alexis: Duh. It's black and white themed. What was I supposed to show up in pink?
David: Or black! You're wearing a wedding dress to my wedding!
Alexis: This is not a wedding dress. It's a white, floor-length gown. It's very different.
David: Did it come with a veil?
Alexis: No. It came with a headdress.
David: A what?
Alexis: It came with like a white, tulle, headdress, but I thought it overwhelmed the dress so I decided not to wear it.
David: You're walking me down the aisle in a wedding dress. Everyone is gonna think we're getting married to each other. Ugh!

[The Jazzagals sing at David and Patrick's wedding:]
Jazzagals: Ohhhh, I was so lost Didn't know what to do with myself I was my own worst enemy I was lost, oh I needed help Then you came along And saw the state I was in You picked me up when I was down Showed me how to live again This is precious love, precious love No I can't let it go This is precious love, and it's teaching me Everything I need to know This is love, love Love, love, love Precious love (Yes) Love, love, love, love Love, precious love Oooohhhhhh

David: Okay, can you please stop doing that? You're making me nervous.
Alexis: I'm sorry. I've just like, I've been thinking a lot about it, and I think you're right.
David: I know. About what?
Alexis: Like, I think I'm wearing a wedding dress.
David: Oh, I know that.
Alexis: I really wanted to impress you today. And now I feel like I'm ruining your wedding.
David: I think you're giving yourself a lot of credit. My wedding was already ruined. But for what it's worth, I am continuously impressed by you. Now can you please walk me down the aisle before people lose interest?
Alexis: Hey, David, it would be my honour.
David: Okay.

[The Jazzagals sing at David and Patrick's wedding:]
Jazzagals: Take my heart and make it stronger You're simply the best Ohhh-ooooohh-ohhh Better than all the rest Ohhh-ooooohh-ohhh Better than anyone Ohhh-ooooohh-ohhh Anyone I ever met I'm stuck on your heart I hang on every word you say Ohhh-ooooohh-ohhh Tear us apart Ohhh-ooooohh-ohhh Baby, I would rather be dead You're simply the best

Johnny: Well, you did such a great job, sweetheart. I don't know how you do it.
Moira: Oh, someone has to hold it together? There's a time and place for sentimentality, and your only son's wedding day is hardly the moment.

Stevie: I'm going to miss you, Mr. and Mrs. Rose.
Moira: Oh.
Johnny: Thank you, Stevie, that's awfully sweet.
Moira: Yes, just as sweet as the liqueur wafting off your breath.
Stevie: I also didn't go to bed last night.
Johnny: You take care of the place, Stevie. And, uh, if you get the chance, Room 7 needs a turn down.
Stevie: Okay.

Johnny: Well, there's one problem solved. So let's leave the rest to me, okay? We have money now and the last thing I want is to leave town with some cheap-ass, soggy wedding.
David: Okay. What if the sun comes out and everything's fine. [thunder booms and rolls] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Alexis: Yep. Mm-hmm.
David: Where are you going?!
Moira: Somewhere safe.