Alexis: I love you very much.
Moira: Okay. Okay.
Alexis: And I'm here if you need any help with your speech.
Moira: No, I'm good, but thank you. Thank you, I needed a moment of levity today.
Alexis: Boop.

David: Either you're very good at this, or the half pill I just took kicked in. Or both. Because I am feeling very calm right now.
Masseuse: Well, that's good, because your neck is like a block of granite.
David: Okay. Are we sure that's not just muscle...
Masseuse: Yes.
David: All right, you answered that too quickly.

Johnny: Okay, team, we only have a few hours, so we need to act fast.
Ronnie: It's raining. What's the plan?
Johnny: Okay. Well, Roland, you've got some pull here, we need a venue, and don't say...
Roland: Our living room is yours, Johnny.
Jocelyn: And we still have some baby sprinkle decorations gathering dust.
Stevie: Oh, as David's Maid-of-Honor, I'm gonna shut that down on his behalf.

Roland: Well, the closest place to there would be the Town Hall.
Jocelyn: What about the Town Hall, Johnny?
Patrick: I mean, David's gonna have a heart attack, but it... it could work.

Patrick: Okay, David. We've managed to secure a venue for tonight, and I really don't want to hear anything but enthusiasm from you when I tell you.
Stevie: You are shockingly calm for David Rose on his wedding day.
David: I am. So where are we getting married? An indoor parking garage?
Stevie: Those were all full.

David: Okay. I think Stevie and I should probably go get ready. Leave you to put your little suit on.
Patrick: Mm-hmm.
David: Okay? Nothing compares to you. My... husband-to-be. I love you.
Patrick: This is gonna make for a very strange story one day.
David: Oh yeah, absolutely.

David: Now, Stevie, as my Maid-of-Honor, does it not look like Alexis is wearing a wedding dress?
Alexis: Or just, like, a dress that happens to be white?
Stevie: I don't wanna get involved.
David: You don't have a choice. You work for me today.
Stevie: So much for the massage.
Stevie: I mean, I don't think it's gonna look like a wedding dress unless you guys are standing next to each other.
David: She's walking me down the aisle!
Stevie: I don't think you should worry about it. I'm sure this town has seen far weirder things.

Alexis: Okay. Everybody chill. My brother is getting married today. Still feels so weird to say that, so drink up, David. It's your big day. And we love you. Right, Stevie?
Stevie: Right.
David: Hm. [glasses clink] Is that a bow in the back?
Alexis: Don't, David.

Johnny: Moira!
Moira: It's 6:00 A.M., John. I'm moving as fast as I can. Hmm. Well, I guess this is it. You know after our goodbyes last night, Roland mentioned a going away gift, I guess he forgot.
Alexis: I personally would not have missed this for the whole wide world.
David: Okay. You're only saying that 'cause you haven't gone to bed yet.

Moira: Oh, the couriers are coming for the bulk of the luggage.
Alexis: Yeah, today.
David: Yes. This afternoon.
Moira: Okay. Make sure the girls are shipped in an...
David & Patrick: Temperature controlled cargo container. Uh-huh.