Twyla: So, I don't think I'm gonna need a ride home tonight.
Alexis: Oh, my God, that's so great!
Twyla: Because I think I'm going home with a guy.
Alexis: No, yeah, I pieced that together.
Twyla: He plays soccer, and he works at the quarry, and we both have the same second favourite colour.
Alexis: So important.
Twyla: Your mom's trick totally worked. I ran my finger down the backs of three different guys, and one of them turned around. It's a total numbers game.

Moira: [gasps] Hello, you!
Alexis: Hey. You were in the bar? How did I not see you?
Moira: I- I wanted to wait for you, but I got bored in the car. Bored, so I found a lovely little speakeasy at the back of the club. Where's Twyla?
Alexis: Oh, she used your little finger trick.
Moira: Oh! So I guess we won't be waiting for her!
Alexis: Guess we won't.

David: Okay, last week, I let you pick the movie we watched.
Patrick: You made me pick between two Sandra Bullock vehicles.
David: And you picked "The Lake House", which was the correct choice.
Patrick: Just so that you know, making someone choose between two things that you like, is not exactly a compromise.

David: Um, in other news, I recently discovered that I'm allergic to pitted fruits.

Johnny: Roland, you're here early.
Roland: I've decided it's time I become a team player.
Johnny: Well, that's good. And as coach of the team, I'm gonna ask you to take your feet off my desk.

Roland: Now the big question is where to put the TV?
Johnny: What TV?
Roland: Well, Johnny, you can't expect guests to sit around with their beers staring at you. [laughs] Oh God you knock me out, kid.
Johnny: Okay, you know what, your job here is not CEO, Roland, you were hired to do some work around the motel. So I'm gonna say no to the TV.
Roland: Okay, Johnny, I hear ya loud and clear. Geez. [can opens, slurps] Off to work.

David: We're all just hanging out before work? Was there a text chain that I wasn't on, or..?
Patrick: Well, it's not exactly before work the store opened about 25 minutes ago, so.
Stevie: But yes, there is a chain, and no, you're not on it.
David: You're kind.

Patrick: What, is something wrong?
David: No, they're just new mints that haven't been sampled yet, so for all we know, they could be poison, and we're moving the lip balms, best sellers, all the way to the corner, here.
Patrick: Okay, well I don't think that the mints are poison.
David: They're very delicious. Point is, these are a staple of the store. They're at the cash, people come to the cash expecting the lip balm.

David: I am fine with compromise. It's just this situation that's bothering me. So why don't we just put everything back exactly as it was, and start again?
Patrick: So in that case, I know that you were planning to go pick up the tote bags later this afternoon, even though I'd asked you do to that 2 days ago, so maybe in the interest of compromise, you could go and do that now?
David: Fine. Stevie, would you care to join me?
Stevie: No.
David: Fair enough. So you guys are just gonna stay behind and talk about me after I've left. You know, swap stories about how I don't compromise.
Patrick: Yeah, pretty much.

Roland: Yeah, okay, I know what you're gonna say. Better than expected, huh?
Johnny: I specifically said no TV.
Roland: Johnny, I thought you were joking.
Johnny: Why would you think I was joking?
Roland: I dunno, maybe it's your dry wit, you know, that never quite hits the target.