Ivan: And I'm giving you special price.
Johnny: Thank you.
Ivan: Because you know Twyla.
Johnny: Yes, I do.
Ivan: I watch you make her laugh.
Johnny: You watch me make her laugh? Oh, so you you like Twyla? Oh, well, you should, uh, talk to her, I guess.
Ivan: No, no, I can't. I try, but when I speak, is like many, many muffin in my mouth. You talk for me?
Johnny: Oh, no, no, no, I wouldn't be too comfortable doing that, no.
Ivan: You just say nice thing. I'll give you cinnamon bun for free. You say, he's a good man, hard worker, never hurt no one.
Johnny: Well, I wouldn't lead with that but, uh... No, no, I think this is better coming from you.

David: So, I have some news.
Moira: Oh, David, I'm not sure I'm in the mood to hear about another sexual exploit. I'm sorry, who is it this time?

David: I have actually been thinking about going back to work.
Moira: That's wonderful! You've received an offer?
David: Um, it's more of a plan for an idea of a-a thing that I will be working at.
Moira: Well, that sounds less concrete, but full of promise, I'm sure. I know you've been moping about the motel for some time now.
David: Mm, decompressing. Um, and from that decompression came the idea to start my own business.

David: Okay, the general store was a disaster.
Moira: And your plan is to raise it from the ashes? Well, that's a risky move on the part of your investors.
David: I don't have any investors. It's just me.
Moira: Just you?
David: I am doing this all on my own.
Moira: All on your own?
David: Yeah, I've actually given it a lot of thought.
Moira: You have?
David: You're the one that's been telling me to get back to work!
Moira: I did?
David: Oh, my God!
Moira: What, I'm simply asking questions!
David: No, you're not, you're just repeating random things that I've been saying!
Moira: Oh, far be it from me to stand in your way while you roll the dice with your hard-earned savings.
David: Thank you! That's all you had to say.

Bob: [answering phone] It's Gwen. The woman has a sixth sense. Hi, honey, are you sitting down?
Moira: [to Ronnie] Trust me, it's for the best.
Bob: It's happening! [laughs] It's really happening!

Jocelyn: Girls? What did I say about passing notes in class? I'll see you both after school. You know who else passed notes? This lady passed a lot of secret notes, and eventually was killed.

David: How am I?! Terrific! Aside from the fact that I caught wind that Christmas World was moving into the general store. Just when I thought that the taste levels in this town were already scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Moira: Oh! Tell me about it.
David: Hmm. So you can imagine my surprise when I found out that the deciding factor in all of this was my own mother! It seems extremely off brand to support a disgusting big box store like that.

Ivan: Mr. Rose, I blow it.
Johnny: Oh, well, there's always tomorrow, Ivan. No, no, don't- All right, have a seat.
Ivan: I always watch romantic movies. "Got Mail," "When Harry Met Sally," "Smell of Woman."
Johnny: Yeah, Ivan, you don't want to be over-preparing.

Ivan: What does dog say before the breakfast? Bun appetite. Bun appetite. Bun...
Johnny: Bone appetit, I think it's a dog bone joke.
Ivan: Bun appetite.

Jocelyn: Girls, passing notes in class is not only disruptive to the whole student body-
Alexis: I started it. I passed the note to Steph M. And Becky.
Jocelyn: Alexis, if you're gonna be in this class, you are gonna have to learn to be less disruptive. Now let's see what was so important.
Becky: That really isn't necessary, Mrs. Schitt.
Jocelyn: "Alexis is too pretty, and everyone's talking about the dress. So gorge." [to Alexis] Okay, I love that you're so confident.
Alexis: Mmm-hmm.
Jocelyn: It's just that we're going to have to focus a little less on ourselves, and a little more on the material.
Alexis: Totally.