Moira Quote #339
Quote from Moira in General Store
David: Okay, the general store was a disaster.
Moira: And your plan is to raise it from the ashes? Well, that's a risky move on the part of your investors.
David: I don't have any investors. It's just me.
Moira: Just you?
David: I am doing this all on my own.
Moira: All on your own?
David: Yeah, I've actually given it a lot of thought.
Moira: You have?
David: You're the one that's been telling me to get back to work!
Moira: I did?
David: Oh, my God!
Moira: What, I'm simply asking questions!
David: No, you're not, you're just repeating random things that I've been saying!
Moira: Oh, far be it from me to stand in your way while you roll the dice with your hard-earned savings.
David: Thank you! That's all you had to say.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘General Store’ Quotes
Quote from David
Moira: David, there you are. I come bearing good news.
David: And what's that? Your friends at Christmas World are looking for a deeply embittered, mildly Hebraic-looking elf?!
Quote from Alexis
Jocelyn: So here's the thing about Marie Antoinette. Even though I love to eat cake, I think I'd be pretty annoyed with her myself. I do see your hand up Alexis, it's just that you probably haven't had a chance to catch up.
Alexis: Okay, it's just that she never actually said "Let them eat cake."
Jocelyn: Um well, that depends on who you ask.
Alexis: Hmm, well, I asked Kirsten Dunst, who played her in the movie. Um, that line was actually written years before Marie Antoinette allegedly said it. And um, Kirsten also told me at the premiere that she was jealous of my bangs.
Jocelyn: Thank you for that contribution to the discussion, now-
Alexis: My friends used to call me Marie. And that was mainly because I was casually seeing Prince Harry, so there was the whole like, is she gonna be a princess thing. Um, but it's also because we were going through this very dark phase where we were just, like, partying too hard.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, what a startling little tannenbaum. To whom do we owe our reciprocity for this yuletide gift?
Ronnie: It says Christmas World right on it.
Moira: Oh, I see! Sometimes the eyes won't allow the brain to see things at first. Like the cultural and economic benefits of a seasonally specific store.