David: Ooh!
Woman: Do you think I should get it?
David: Mm! That's a question.
Woman: You don't like it.
David: I never said that. I never said that. I feel... You know, in France, they say the looser the fit, the sexier the feel, so...
Woman: I've never been to France.

Stevie: Mm, you seem stressy.
David: I'm not. I'm not stressy. I just want to make a lasting impression, so...
Stevie: It's a job interview.
David: For a "brand manager" position at an upscale boutique.
Stevie: In Elmdale.
David: Okay, there are certain lies I tell myself, and if you're any kind of a friend, you' will let me cling to those lies. And, drive me to the interview.
Stevie: So is this like, an either/or type thing? Can I help you cling to lies, and not drive you to Elmdale?
David: Okay, I'm gonna change my sweater, and meet you at your car, so...
Stevie: It's like a poncho.

Johnny: Well, if you gentlemen don't mind, I'd like to start my day.
Roland: Yeah, me too. Um, do you guys wanna see a card trick?
Bob: Oh, I do.
Roland: Okay, first thing I need is a deck of cards.

Roland: You know, Johnny, it's kind of standard procedure for new businesses to register. But then again, I guess you don't really have a lot to register, do you?
Johnny: Maybe not to you, Roland, but keep in mind I did start Rose Video with $2,000 dollars and a dream, so it's all about planning.

Bob: I see it every day. Lots of quiet planning. Sure, he treats himself to a muffin or two, but, uh, I get that that's all part of the planning, right, Johnny?
Johnny: Could be. Yeah, could be. I mean I could look at this muffin and say, this is a fine muffin. I'd kill for a bagel, but I haven't seen one bagel since I got to this town. Now, back at Rose Video, I used to get my assistant to bring me a bagel every morning. So I might think a bagel shop is something this town could use. Oh, I love a good bagel, Johnny.
Bob: Do you-do you think that idea really has legs?
Johnny: Well, it's just an example, Bob.
Roland: Ooh, I just get chills thinking that we're sitting right in the middle of the "Johnny Rose Dream Factory!" Ooooh! Stupid baby. I'll tell you what, Johnny, instead of the license fee, I'll just take a bite of your muffin. Mmm! Good! Mmmm! Mm! Mm!

David: Well, this can't be it.
Stevie: That's it. Can't you tell by how upscale the boutique is?
David: Well, that's false advertising. I've been in this boutique, and nothing about it is upscale.
Stevie: How did you being in this store ever happen?
David: I was with Roland, we were shopping for Jocelyn. It's a long, frightening story.

Bob: [runs up] You know, Johnny I think you're really on to something with this bagel idea.
Johnny: Yeah, but Bob, as I said this morning, it wasn't so much an idea, as it was an example of an idea.
Bob: I see. Well, for example, if you were to open a bagel shop, what would be the first thing you'd need to do?
Johnny: Well offhand, I honestly don't know, I suppose I'd start by finding a space. And then I'd probably source out a bagel oven, and um, a bagel baker.
Bob: Sesame seeds? Gwen loves the ones with sesame seeds.
Johnny: Yeah well, whatever.
Bob: And then we get the blueberry cream cheese. Ooh!

Stevie: Hi! How much longer do you expect me to wait in the car like some hired chauffeur?!
David: Um, yeah, I'm gonna need you to do something for me.
Stevie: Like drive home without you?

David: Uh no, Wendy has got me on a bit of a trial run with the customers, and I'm gonna need you to help me out by looking like you're enjoying this conversation a little more than you are, um, I'm gonna need you to buy a couple blouses from me.
Stevie: A couple?!
David: One. A blouse.
Stevie: What about this?
David: Well, that's not an option. That-no.
Stevie: But I have my sister's communion this weekend.
David: Okay, don't do that.
Stevie: Don't do what? Do you not like it?
David: Don't, Stevie!
Stevie: Good recommendation, sir! This is gonna be a smash at my husband's trial hearing. He's got good taste.

Moira: Alexis? The woman at the general store said a girl in Elmdale recently contracted avian flu. So I got you a bit of everything.