‘Bob's Bagels’
Season 2, Episode 5 - Aired February 2, 2016
After Johnny throws off a business idea to show he's busy working, Bob kind of runs away with it. Meanwhile, Moira is reluctant to take care of a sick Alexis, and Stevie drives David to a job interview in Elmdale.
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Weren't you supposed to be at choir practice?
Moira: Rehearsal. Yes. I supposed to be there over an hour ago.
Alexis: So why aren't you?
Moira: Because I kept picturing you diseased and all alone.
Alexis: That's never stopped you before.
Moira: I know! What the hell is going on, Alexis? I'm feeling something. Something debilitating! You're the ill one, but I'm I'm feeling this- This-
Alexis: Maternal instinct, maybe?
Moira: No, that's not it. No!
Moira: Maybe.
Alexis: No!
Quote from Johnny
Roland: Have I offended you in some way, Johnny?
Johnny: Probably.
Quote from Bob
Johnny: Roland, there is no bagel business! Okay, it was just a stupid idea I made up because you were right.
Roland: Well, I know that! Right about what?
Johnny: About me not doing anything. It's tough enough coming up with a business idea, let alone a money making idea in a town this small, and I was you know, putting a lot of pressure on myself. Maybe too much pressure. And I've been doing nothing but treading water. So I started rambling about bagels this morning.
Bob: [runs up] Look at this, the brain trust!
Quote from Roland
Johnny: Bob that's not it, no. See, there won't be a bagel shop. 'Cause I've looked into it, and it's not feasible. And there already is a bagel shop in Elmdale.
Bob: But Ivan's about to hand in his notice down at the quarry, and, uh, I gave you that check.
Johnny: Yes and of course I'm- I'm returning this check to you.
Roland: Whoa, whoa, hold on a second. You took money from Bob? Why didn't you come to me?
Johnny: You would've given me money?
Roland: No, of course not, but as your partner-
Johnny: You're not a partner! Not my partner.
Quote from Roland
Johnny: Look Bob, I appreciate all the confidence you've shown in me. I really do, and I promise you this: I will come up with a better idea real soon.
Bob: You know, next time, uh, I should probably see a business plan so I don't invest so much in another, uh, hollow scheme.
Roland: Yeah, me too.
Johnny: You didn't invest.
Roland: Yes, and whose fault is that?
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: Okay, I'll just drop a little raisin in here to release the bubbles.
David: Blech. That's not necessary.
Twyla: Okay. Congratulations.
David: A whole raisin.