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A collection of quotes about isolation, quarantine and personal hygiene from shows including Friends, Schitt's Creek, Frasier, The Office, The Golden Girls and Modern Family.
Quote from Jay in Modern Family episode Fears
Manny: I have a fever.
Gloria: Ay, mi amor. Come here and I feel you.
Manny: Ooh. I don't wanna get you sick. It could be fatal.
Jay: Then by all means, stand next to me.
Quote from Cameron in Modern Family episode Thanksgiving Jamboree
Cameron: Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, Dwight has one of the most important games of the season next week and I can't have you getting him sick.
Alex: Yeah, I'm over the mono.
Cameron: But it could still be contagious, and I have a fun costume idea for you. How about being an old-timey bank robber? You gotta cover that face before the marshal gets to town.
Quote from Chandler in Friends episode The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
Phoebe: Where's Chandler?
Chandler: [enters from the bathroom] Here I am.
Phoebe: Wash your hands!
Chandler: How did you know?!