‘The Cones of Dunshire’
Season 6, Episode 9 - Aired November 21, 2013
Leslie tries to curry favor with Councilman Jamm so she can secure funding for the Pawnee Commons. Ben finally takes a job at the accounting firm which has tried to hire him three times. Meanwhile, Ron puts his cab up for sale and agrees to let Donna and Tom try to sell the place.
Quote from Chris
Leslie Knope: Well, vote passed. 3-2. Jamm is gonna be so pissed when he finds out that you're leaving and your I.O.U.s are worthless. Are you sure you're okay with what you did?
Chris: Well, it's not the most ethical thing that I've ever done, but on the flip side, Jamm is a big, mean dope.
Leslie Knope: Mm-hmm.
Chris: And I hope that this eases some of the pain of us moving away a little bit.
Leslie Knope: Oh, I'm currently in deep denial that that's happening.
Quote from Chris
Chris: The reason I ask is this town is gonna need a new city manager. And I've talked to some people, and you have the votes if you want the job.
Ben: Wh-- [stammers] Seriously?
Leslie Knope: Is this for realskis?
Chris: This is 100% certified for realskis.
Quote from Ben
Barney: Wyatt, you're late. [laughs] I'm just kidding, you can do whatever you want.
Ben: Actually, Barney, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Today's my last day. I got an opportunity I couldn't say no to, and I have to quit. Again.
Barney: No need to explain. I knew it was too good to be true.
Ben: Oh, I do have a little going-away gift. Left it in the break room. If anyone could appreciate it, it's you guys.
[cut to:]
Barney: "You can play with one warrior, but it's just not nearly as good. Enjoy. Ben Wyatt." Let's play.
Both: I call ledgerman!