Leslie Knope: Well, vote passed. 3-2. Jamm is gonna be so pissed when he finds out that you're leaving and your I.O.U.s are worthless. Are you sure you're okay with what you did?
Chris: Well, it's not the most ethical thing that I've ever done, but on the flip side, Jamm is a big, mean dope.
Leslie Knope: Mm-hmm.
Chris: And I hope that this eases some of the pain of us moving away a little bit.
Leslie Knope: Oh, I'm currently in deep denial that that's happening.