‘Sweetums’
Season 2, Episode 15 - Aired February 4, 2010
When the Parks Department makes a deal with a local confectionery company to sell energy bars, Leslie and Ann try to veto the deal on health grounds. Meanwhile, Tom gets his colleagues to help him move out of Wendy's house.
Quote from Andy
Andy: April! April! You wanna watch me rollerblade in the parking lot after work? I'm pretty awesome. I used to be really good. That was, like, 70 pounds ago.
April: I can't. I'm kind of busy.
Andy: Oh, that's lame. Tomorrow?
April: Maybe. I don't know.
Andy: Okay. Bye. [fake trips] Just kidding! I don't fall! [falls]
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: I... What are you eating?
Leslie Knope: I didn't have time to have breakfast.
Ron Swanson: I'm gonna toss these in the dumpster outside. And I don't wanna see you digging around in there later. I am sorry. I have been a horse's ass. And that is the end of what I have to say.
Leslie Knope: Apology accepted. Put a coat on. It's freezing outside.
Quote from Tom
Tom: Jerry! Jerry! This is the ghost of DJ Roomba. Why did you kill me? I'm gonna haunt you, Jerry. I'm gonna follow you and play the Black Eyed Peas on a non-stop loop!