Councilman Jamm Quote #48
Quote from Councilman Jamm in Ron and Jammy
Leslie Knope: So this is where you want to eat lunch? In a steakhouse? Don't you have irritable bowel syndrome? God, I hate that I know that.
Councilman Jamm: Yeah, it's murder on the old plumbing, but, uh, Tammy only wants me to eat steak and whiskey. She has my stool analyzed just to keep me honest.
Leslie Knope: I don't think this relationship is that healthy. I mean, it seems like Tammy is trying to turn you into Ron, and you're Jeremy Jamm, I mean, come on. You love Porsches and spiked iced tea, and you have a Hooters platinum card.
Councilman Jamm: Yeah, Tammy doesn't really let me do that stuff anymore. But, uh, you know, it's good, you know? I'm better now. I mean, sure, I'm depressed, and, uh, I'm constantly sick, and nothing really brings me joy, but it just feels right. [sobbing] Oh, God.
Leslie Knope: Oh, boy.
Councilman Jamm: Oh, help me, Knope. Oh, I used to be so great. Remember? Everybody thought so.
Leslie Knope: Well--
Councilman Jamm: [sobbing] Oh, God.
Leslie Knope: Wow. This is worse than I thought. You're broken. She has broken you. You need to get away from her.
Councilman Jamm: Oh, God. Whoa, hey. Look at that. More hair came out. [laughing, sobbing]
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ron and Jammy’ Quotes
Quote from April
Ben: Hey, April. How's it going?
April: Fine. Except hearing Joan talk about her passion and doing what you really love, like, totally freaked me out. Eight years ago, I accepted a random internship at the Parks Department, and then Leslie told me to do a bunch of stuff, and now I'm executive director of regional whatever... I don't even know what it means, and I never even asked myself if I even really like it. I mean, it's like what is my purpose in life? What do I even care about? My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine.
April: I don't know what to do. I have to quit.
Ben: To do what?
April: I'm just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] When it comes to Tammy, the code is the same as that of the battlefield: First, you leave no man behind. Second, you must protect yourself against chemical warfare. Tammy does not abide by the Geneva convention.
Quote from Donna
April: Donna, what do I do? If working around corpses isn't even right for me, then nothing is. I feel totally lost.
Donna: Saturn's return.
April: What?
Donna: Saturn's orbit around the sun takes roughly 29 years, and when it gets back to where it was when you were born, lots of turmoil, self-discovery. When I was your age, I got banned from every riverboat in Germany.