Andy Quote #458
April: Hey, one question. Um, where do you think you're gonna stand, in front of the graffiti that says "Pawnee, you suck," or "Go home, Eagleton snobs"?
Leslie Knope: I painted over that graffiti a week ago. These people are the worst! I cannot announce a unity concert in front of a picture of a bald eagle giving the middle finger.
Andy: Yeah, you probably wanna stand to the side so people can see it.
Leslie Knope: You know, why do we even have this wall? We're supposed to be uniting the two towns, and this literally divides them. We should just knock it down.
Andy: On it, boss. [runs at the wall ] Ahh! Ow. The kool-aid guy makes it look so easy.
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Guys, get in here! Ron has a baby!
Andy: Oh, Ron, cool baby.
Ron Swanson: Thank you, Andrew. Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John middle name redacted Swanson. John was born some time ago, weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father, he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down.
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Ben: Okay, this is the really exciting part. We buy tetrachloroethylene at $1.60 a gallon, but we sell it back at 2.38 a gallon. Now I know what you're thinking. What if it's a cleaner who wants to buy glycol ethers?
Tom: Ben, stop! This is so boring! This is like listening to a TED talk by the color beige.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] In the time I've worked here, I've taken great pains to see as little of this building as possible. Turns out the third floor is silent, empty, and completely free of government work. I can't think of anything more beautiful to share with my son.