April: Hey, one question. Um, where do you think you're gonna stand, in front of the graffiti that says "Pawnee, you suck," or "Go home, Eagleton snobs"?
Leslie Knope: I painted over that graffiti a week ago. These people are the worst! I cannot announce a unity concert in front of a picture of a bald eagle giving the middle finger.
Andy: Yeah, you probably wanna stand to the side so people can see it.
Leslie Knope: You know, why do we even have this wall? We're supposed to be uniting the two towns, and this literally divides them. We should just knock it down.
Andy: On it, boss. [runs at the wall ] Ahh! Ow. The kool-aid guy makes it look so easy.