Quote from Ron Swanson in The Wall
Leslie Knope: Guys, get in here! Ron has a baby! Andy: Oh, Ron, cool baby. Ron Swanson: Thank you, Andrew. Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John middle name redacted Swanson. John was born some time ago, weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father, he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down.