Tom Quote #451
Quote from Tom in Correspondents' Lunch
Ben: I have to pick our first charity by tomorrow, and there's a million applications. Can you guys help me sort 'em out?
April: You know what? This sounds like fun. Babe, come on. Let's help him. It'll be fun.
Tom: Well, it sounds like you guys got it covered. I'm gonna head out. Actually have my own charity to attend to. Tommy's Tummy Foundation.
Ben: Well, they bring me fancy lunches here. If you stay, you can have some.
Tom: What? Crab, caviar? On behalf of Tommy's Tummy Foundation, I'm happy to accept this generous donation.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Correspondents' Lunch’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: I have a press conference about the Pawnee Commons in two hours. So I need to go through every email that I've ever sent, ever. I need to know what they might use against me.
Ron Swanson: You can't hack into a typewriter. That's all I have to say.
Leslie Knope: Can it, Unabomber. This is an emergency.
Quote from April
Ben: Andy, are you okay?
Andy: Oh, I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired. Also, I can't sleep, I'm overeating, none of my old hobbies interest me.
[aside to camera:]
April: Ever since Andy failed the police academy exam, his self-esteem has hit rock bottom. He's always sad and sweaty. He's usually happy and sweaty.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Okay, I need more jokes, people. Ben is having his first day at work, so he cannot help me. So I need you guys to pick up the slack.
Ron Swanson: I have a joke for you.
Leslie Knope: Okay.
Ron Swanson: The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently. [laughs goofily]
Leslie Knope: That's not really a joke, Ron.
Ron Swanson: I disagree. I find it hilarious.