Quote from Ron Swanson in Correspondents' Lunch
Leslie Knope: I have a press conference about the Pawnee Commons in two hours. So I need to go through every email that I've ever sent, ever. I need to know what they might use against me. Ron Swanson: You can't hack into a typewriter. That's all I have to say. Leslie Knope: Can it, Unabomber. This is an emergency.