Chris Quote #89
Quote from Chris in End of the World
Chris: Buddhists feel that human beings are unlikely to be reincarnated as human beings. So the problem with reincarnation is that you could be reborn as a pretzel. Or a socket wrench. Ron, if you could be reincarnated, what would you like to be?
Ron Swanson: Socket wrench sounds pretty good, actually.
Ann: I think the danger in believing in reincarnation is that you spend so much time trying to figure out what you're going to be in the next lifetime that you forget to enjoy the one you're in now.
Chris: Ann Perkins. That was beautiful. Let's go to that party that Tom's having. Have some fun in the life.
Ann: Sounds good!
Ron Swanson: Wait. I wanna change my answer. I'll go with bolt cutters.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘End of the World’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] What religion am I? Well, I'm a practicing none of your [bleep] business.
Quote from Tom
Jean-Ralphio: [annoying call] T-Cups, we did it, baby. We built a company from the ground up.
Tom: And then we ran it into the ground.
Jean-Ralphio: Well, the important thing to remember is that it was a massive success. Remy Martin?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Well, Entertainment 7Twenty is dead. It's up in company heaven. Along with Pets.com, Blockbuster and Ask Jeeves. My company is no better than a company where you ask a fake butler to Google things for you.
Quote from Andy
[at the Grand Canyon:]
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I could have ever even imagined.
April: Yeah. I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed by it, but... Coming up empty.
Andy: Thank you so much. I never would have ever done this without you. Thank you. Where's all the faces? Like the presidents.