Chris: Buddhists feel that human beings are unlikely to be reincarnated as human beings. So the problem with reincarnation is that you could be reborn as a pretzel. Or a socket wrench. Ron, if you could be reincarnated, what would you like to be?
Ron Swanson: Socket wrench sounds pretty good, actually.
Ann: I think the danger in believing in reincarnation is that you spend so much time trying to figure out what you're going to be in the next lifetime that you forget to enjoy the one you're in now.
Chris: Ann Perkins. That was beautiful. Let's go to that party that Tom's having. Have some fun in the life.
Ann: Sounds good!
Ron Swanson: Wait. I wanna change my answer. I'll go with bolt cutters.