April Quote #369
Quote from April in Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington
Leslie Knope: Thank you for coming.
April: Yeah, well, I had to miss the memorable rain gutters of Washington walking tour, so, this better be good.
Leslie Knope: I'm sorry I blew up at you yesterday. I really want all of my friends to be happy together, but, more importantly, I just want them to be happy. If you feel like you need to move on, I totally get it.
April: [long exhale] Okay. Turn around.
Leslie Knope: What? Why?
April: Because I'm about to say something serious and I can't do it if I have to look you in the eye. Please.
Leslie Knope: Okay.
April: Now take your shoes off and wear them like mittens.
Leslie Knope: April.
April: Okay, sorry. When I started working for you, I was aimless and just thought everything was stupid and lame, and you turned me into someone with goals and ambition, which is really the only reason why I'm even thinking about what I really want. I just... wanna say thank you. And I love you very much. Which is why I have decided not to turn you into a sea urchin, which I could do, because I am an actual witch with powers and I'm evil I know... and I hate everything.
Leslie Knope: I know you do. I know. Thank you, April.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Ben: I think that job's perfect for April. We just have to convince Barney to give her a shot. I mean, first problem, she's not as qualified as the other applicants.
Andy: Simple solution. I break into her college and I change her degree to accounting. Easy. On my way out, look up at the blackboard, what is that? Impossible math equation? I solve it. X equals Y, obviously. Professor comes up to me and says, "I've been working on that for 50 years. Why don't you accept this math trophy?" By the time he turns around, I'm gone.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Come on, let me show you around. This is a door. These, of course, are walls. What else? What else? Ah! Meet our Vice President, Don Swanson. Don, this is Andrew and Benjamin.
Don Swanson: Pleasure to meet you.
Ben: Is this your brother? You have a brother.
Ron Swanson: No. Fine. Yes. I suppose the cat's out of the bag. I have a brother. One brother.
Ben: All those years together at the Parks Department and you never told us you had a brother.
Don Swanson: You worked at the Parks Department?
Ron Swanson: Tour's over!
Quote from Andy
Andy: Well don't fret, cookie. We've made progress, haven't we? We got a whole list of all the things you need out of a new job. Apple juice, barbecue sauce, Count Chocula-- Wait. Oh, sorry, that's the list of cool new nicknames I want people to call me.