Councilman Jamm Quote #45
Quote from Councilman Jamm in The Wall
Mike Patterson: Welcome to Eagleton Now, with Mike Patterson. We're live ambushing Leslie Knope who's in the middle of a crass publicity stunt, shoving cameras cameras into the faces of these poor, injured victims.
Leslie Knope: These are your cameras. This is not a publicity stunt. I just came here by myself to apologize to all the Eagletonians who got stung.
Mike Patterson: Really? Because all we see is you talking to your friend, known Eagleton hater Jeremy Jamm.
Councilman Jamm: Excuse me, Mike. That's, uh, best friend.
Leslie Knope: Pawneeans and Eagletonians need to find a way to come together and bury the hatchet. It doesn't matter who bailed out who, or who seceded from you.
Councilman Jamm: Awesome idea, Lezzie. As a matter of fact I say we should secede from Eagleton! Whose dumbass idea was it for them to merge anyway?
Leslie Knope: Mine. It was my idea.
Mike Patterson: You heard it here first. Self-proclaimed dumbass Leslie Knope and councilman Jeremy Jamm are spearheading a Pawnee secession movement. And I, for one, am sick of it.
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Leslie Knope: Guys, get in here! Ron has a baby!
Andy: Oh, Ron, cool baby.
Ron Swanson: Thank you, Andrew. Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John middle name redacted Swanson. John was born some time ago, weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father, he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down.
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Tom: Ben, stop! This is so boring! This is like listening to a TED talk by the color beige.
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Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] In the time I've worked here, I've taken great pains to see as little of this building as possible. Turns out the third floor is silent, empty, and completely free of government work. I can't think of anything more beautiful to share with my son.