Mike Patterson: Welcome to Eagleton Now, with Mike Patterson. We're live ambushing Leslie Knope who's in the middle of a crass publicity stunt, shoving cameras cameras into the faces of these poor, injured victims.
Leslie Knope: These are your cameras. This is not a publicity stunt. I just came here by myself to apologize to all the Eagletonians who got stung.
Mike Patterson: Really? Because all we see is you talking to your friend, known Eagleton hater Jeremy Jamm.
Councilman Jamm: Excuse me, Mike. That's, uh, best friend.
Leslie Knope: Pawneeans and Eagletonians need to find a way to come together and bury the hatchet. It doesn't matter who bailed out who, or who seceded from you.
Councilman Jamm: Awesome idea, Lezzie. As a matter of fact I say we should secede from Eagleton! Whose dumbass idea was it for them to merge anyway?
Leslie Knope: Mine. It was my idea.
Mike Patterson: You heard it here first. Self-proclaimed dumbass Leslie Knope and councilman Jeremy Jamm are spearheading a Pawnee secession movement. And I, for one, am sick of it.