Leslie Knope Quote #1569
Quote from Leslie Knope in Donna and Joe
Leslie Knope: Jen? What are you doing here?
Jennifer Barkley: You idiots won't answer my calls, and what I have to tell you cannot wait.
Leslie Knope: But-- [kids screaming]
Jennifer Barkley: What's that horrible sound?
Ben: Children.
Jennifer Barkley: Ugh, your life is gross. My life is amazing.
Leslie Knope: Jen, thank you so much for coming, but we have to go. I have never been late for an event that requires an RSVP.
Jennifer Barkley: You guys live in Pawnee, Indiana. Where do you have to go? Putting up a new scarecrow? [laughs]
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Donna and Joe’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
April: Who's Garry?
Jerry: Oh, I think that's supposed to be me.
April: Ha ha. That's your new name. Garry.
Andy: Garry!
All: Garry! Garry! Garry! Garry! Garry!
[aside to camera:]
Jerry: Garry is my real name. Yes, after 30 years, my coworkers are finally going to call me by my real name. Oh, boy, I'm blessed.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: More importantly, do you have tri-tip for tonight? Because if not I brought my own.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I love weddings. Good food, the celebration of romantic love, and most of all, churches. Say what you will about organized religion, those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: [gasps] Oh, my God. Oh, look at how beautiful you look.
Donna: Leslie, I'm not even in my dress yet.
Leslie Knope: But you're gonna be very soon.
Donna: All right, I want to say something to my girls. Knope, you're a softie, but on the inside, you're a straight-up boss. April, you're the exact opposite. Y'all inspire me and I love you. And you, too, Michelle. Michelle... You were my best friend from childhood. Until we lost touch 'cause you thought your college boyfriend was into me. He was. I never gave him the time of day. But now, we're rebuilding our friendship. Is this wedding going to be a test for you? Yes. But the doctors once told you you were never going to walk again. So this should be easy, right?
Leslie Knope: Wow, what a complicated tapestry that is.
Donna: Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in.