Leslie Knope: Jen? What are you doing here?
Jennifer Barkley: You idiots won't answer my calls, and what I have to tell you cannot wait.
Leslie Knope: But-- [kids screaming]
Jennifer Barkley: What's that horrible sound?
Ben: Children.
Jennifer Barkley: Ugh, your life is gross. My life is amazing.
Leslie Knope: Jen, thank you so much for coming, but we have to go. I have never been late for an event that requires an RSVP.
Jennifer Barkley: You guys live in Pawnee, Indiana. Where do you have to go? Putting up a new scarecrow? [laughs]