Andy Quote #385
Quote from Andy in Correspondents' Lunch
Ben: The point is, I could use someone to help me at the foundation as a part-time assistant but also an idea man.
Andy: Might I suggest Tom? He loves ideas. Also a man.
Ben: What-- No, Andy, I've already chosen the person. And it is not Tom...
Andy: Then who is it?
Ben: Well, he is, uh, sitting right here in this courtyard.
Andy: That guy? Do you even know him?
Ben: Oh, my God, Andy, it's you. I think you may have a knack for charitable giving. Will you come work for me? [Andy gets up] Uh-oh. What's happening? [Andy hugs Ben] Oh.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Correspondents' Lunch’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: I have a press conference about the Pawnee Commons in two hours. So I need to go through every email that I've ever sent, ever. I need to know what they might use against me.
Ron Swanson: You can't hack into a typewriter. That's all I have to say.
Leslie Knope: Can it, Unabomber. This is an emergency.
Quote from April
Ben: Andy, are you okay?
Andy: Oh, I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired. Also, I can't sleep, I'm overeating, none of my old hobbies interest me.
[aside to camera:]
April: Ever since Andy failed the police academy exam, his self-esteem has hit rock bottom. He's always sad and sweaty. He's usually happy and sweaty.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Okay, I need more jokes, people. Ben is having his first day at work, so he cannot help me. So I need you guys to pick up the slack.
Ron Swanson: I have a joke for you.
Leslie Knope: Okay.
Ron Swanson: The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently. [laughs goofily]
Leslie Knope: That's not really a joke, Ron.
Ron Swanson: I disagree. I find it hilarious.