Tom: Okay, I'm just gonna man up, tell her how I feel, and hope she feels the same way about me, and that's that. If she doesn't, no big deal. It's done. I'm an adult. Let's do it.
April: Great.
Tom: Nope, I can't do it. New plan. Tell her all the screw-ups were your fault. I'll tell her I had to cover for you, because you are so dumb. Nadia! Good to see you. We're very sorry for everything you went through today. I have reserved the park for your event. Now, April has something she'd like to admit.
April: Tom wants me to tell you that all the screw-ups were my fault, but really, he kept messing up so that you would stay in Pawnee as long as possible because he is super into you.
Nadia: Okay. Several questions. Is any part of him British?
April: No.
Nadia: So, that was just weird, panicky dude behavior?
April: Yeah.
Nadia: Okay. I'm just trying to figure out if acting that insane is, like, romantic, or totally scary. I'll go with romantic. He is kind of cute. What's his deal?
April: He's sweet, he's cool, and you're, like, way out of his league, so there's literally no risk for you at all here.
Nadia: Okay. Well, I am going to Rwanda in, like, two weeks for my job, so, what the hell?
April: Cool.
Nadia: So, you want to go out with me?
Tom: Yes, please.
Nadia: Okay. Bye.
April: Okay, you owe me, like, 1,000 favors. See ya.