Donna: Okay, final tally. Jerry filed 268 red files.
Chris: Yes!
Donna: And 384 blue files.
Ron Swanson: Yes.
Chris: Wait a minute. How is that possible?
Donna: Well, he was so happy when you told him he was doing a great job that he spent 20 minutes on the phone telling Gayle about it.
Ron Swanson: And the prosecution rests.
Donna: Not so fast. He may have filed more blue ones, but they're almost all filed wrong. Not surprising since he was a mess after you talked to him.

Ben: Happy waffle day.
Ann: Happy breakfast day.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God! You guys, this is the best Breakfast Day/Waffle Day joint present I have ever received. Wow. Thank you so much.
Ben: You're welcome. But Ann and I wanted to tell you that this is the last Breakfast Day and Waffle Day we'll be celebrating.
Leslie Knope: Wait, what? Oh, my God. You're both dying.
Ann: No, no. We just can't keep up with all the anniversaries. It's too much, especially 'cause you're so good at them.
Leslie Knope: I'm no better at them than you are. That's ridiculous, I'm so much better. Point taken.

Ben: But we have a compromise. Every year, there will be one day, "Ann Day," where you can celebrate all of Ann's holidays and "Ben Day" where we can celebrate all of ours.
Leslie Knope: What about Ann Month and Ben Month?
Ann: How about a week?
Leslie Knope: Fine.
[aside to camera:]
Ben: We went in with a day, figuring she'd counter with a month.
Ann: We were fine with a week.
Both: Yeah. [high-five]
[back:]
Leslie Knope: But there will be a third week. It will be called Friend Week. It will be commemorating this week, the week that my two best friends became each other's best friends. I have a Friend Week present for you right now. Here you go.
Ben: How did you already have these? Thank you.
Ann: Thanks.