Leslie Knope Quote #1202
Quote from Leslie Knope in Article Two
Ben: Happy waffle day.
Ann: Happy breakfast day.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God! You guys, this is the best Breakfast Day/Waffle Day joint present I have ever received. Wow. Thank you so much.
Ben: You're welcome. But Ann and I wanted to tell you that this is the last Breakfast Day and Waffle Day we'll be celebrating.
Leslie Knope: Wait, what? Oh, my God. You're both dying.
Ann: No, no. We just can't keep up with all the anniversaries. It's too much, especially 'cause you're so good at them.
Leslie Knope: I'm no better at them than you are. That's ridiculous, I'm so much better. Point taken.
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‘Article Two’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done.
Quote from Ann
Ann: JJ's diner put an old waffle iron up for auction. It's the perfect breakfast day gift for Leslie.
Donna: "Breakfast day"?
[aside to camera:]
Ann: Leslie has anniversaries for everything. "Zoo day," first time we went to the zoo together. "Double date day," it was the first time we went on a double date. "Daniel Day-Lewis day." "Talk-like-a-pirate day." "Talk-like-a-Pittsburgh-pirate day," which why and how? This calendar was last year's calendar day present celebrating the first time she ever bought me a calendar.
Quote from Tom
Garth Blundin: Yeah, nothing warms the blood like an old whirly-bout with the old butter-gyre, eh, Leslie?
Leslie Knope: Indeed. Man, this guy's tougher than I thought.
Tom: I don't know how either of you guys are doing this. One time my refrigerator stopped working, I didn't know what to do. I just moved.