Ben: Happy waffle day.
Ann: Happy breakfast day.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God! You guys, this is the best Breakfast Day/Waffle Day joint present I have ever received. Wow. Thank you so much.
Ben: You're welcome. But Ann and I wanted to tell you that this is the last Breakfast Day and Waffle Day we'll be celebrating.
Leslie Knope: Wait, what? Oh, my God. You're both dying.
Ann: No, no. We just can't keep up with all the anniversaries. It's too much, especially 'cause you're so good at them.
Leslie Knope: I'm no better at them than you are. That's ridiculous, I'm so much better. Point taken.