‘The Right Thing’
Season 4, Episode 19 - Aired March 31, 2015
Jess attends the funeral of the hook-up to try delete a sext from his phone. Meanwhile, Schmidt's mother comes to town, and Winston tries to bond with his partner Aly.
Quote from Nick
Louise Schmidt: I met a Mexican woman at the nail salon... who made me realize... I need to let go. You're a man. And you deserve your bar mitzvah money.
Schmidt: Thanks, Mom.
Nick: Mike, we want to buy your ten percent of the bar.
Louise Schmidt: This bar?! There's a dying catfish laying on the sidewalk out front!
Mike: This would be a hilarious time for me to back out... but okay.
Nick: Yes! We're part owners!
Nick & Schmidt: [chant] We're part owners!
Quote from Jess
Jess: How great is this moment?
Louise Schmidt: I just think you'd be more of a success socially if you let people come to you.
Jess: You know what's fun? I'm not gonna be able to sleep until we're best friends.
Louise Schmidt: [groans]
Quote from Nick
Jess: Nick, can you believe it? You're a bar owner. I'm so proud of you.
Nick: None of this would've happened without Schmidt standing up to his mom.
Schmidt: It was so scary.
Cece: I can't believe I missed her.
Jess: We still can use the other 90% of the bar, right?
Schmidt: Y-Yes. You know that's not how it works, right?
Nick: This is just my favorite section. I wanted to...
Schmidt: It's a financial share.
Nick: To Schmidt's mom, who I do want to have sex with!
Schmidt: Nick!