Nick: [leaving a voicemail] I don't know why you disappeared, Jess, but you know what, I'm sure you'll fill me in back at the hotel. Also, when I sign a book "Kill yourself," you think they know that's a reference to Pepperwood's dilemma at the fish market, right? Actually, you know what, that's a question for Reagan. Okay, sorry. See you later, Jess.

Schmidt: Cece, come check this out. [locks clicking]
Cece: What? Did that, did that just lock everything?
Schmidt: One touch secures every point of entry in the entire house, bringing us convenience and real-time peace of mind.
Cece: Okay, can I unlock it?
Schmidt: Well, unlocking it requires a pass code. Ours is "my beautiful Cece," all one word.
Cece: Very sweet.
Schmidt: [phone chimes] Oh, shoot. Actually, I screwed up. Um, it's "my beautiful, beautiful Cece." Two "beautifuls."
Cece: Okay.
Schmidt: [phone chimes] [clears throat] Oh, you know what, I know what it is.
Cece: Great, just put it in. I'm freezing.
Schmidt: I can't. It only gives you three tries, then it locks you out of the app for 12 hours.
Cece: For 12 hours?!
Schmidt: It's fine. We'll go analog.

Schmidt: Give me your key.
Cece: Uh, I'd love to, but it's on the counter, next to yours.
Schmidt: It's gonna be fine. Don't worry about a thing. I promise you, we'll figure this out. [to phone] Override.
[phone chimes] My beautiful, beautiful Cece. [phone chimes] Override. Override.
Cece: Oh, God.
[later:]
Schmidt: [coughing]
Cece: Were you in the chimney?
Schmidt: [hacks] Yes. The 26th point of entry. [coughing]
Cece: Oh, my God.
Schmidt: Also, we have squirrels.
Cece: Aw, I love squirrels.
Schmidt: They're not alive. I counted... at least nine of 'em. [Cece closes the door on Schmidt] Oh, my God. Cece. [knocking] My beautiful, beautiful Cece!