
‘Santa’
Season 2, Episode 11 - Aired December 11, 2012
Jess convinces the guys to join her at a series of Christmas parties before they split up for the holidays.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Uh, where are Nick and Angie?
Cece: Ugh, in a children's hospital.
Schmidt: Sexual animals, sexual animals.
Winston: Shameless, just shameless.
Quote from Nick
Nick: [over loud speaker] Is this on? It's on. Right on. Cool. Um... Angie? I just want to say publicly that I'm an idiot. I couldn't just put myself out there all the time. It's too scary. I'm not as brave as you, but here goes. I'm very poor. Having a checking account would be an honor. I'm a writer. I've written a zombie book. It's terrible. I'm a slow runner. I'm obsessed with karate. Yeah, yeah. You are the scariest thing in the world. And you're so goofy to be going out with me. And I don't want to... Thank you for... Winston? Why don't you do me a favor, homeboy? Sorry I called you homeboy. But turn that damn music up. 'Cause I'm about to get sexy up in here.