Nick Quote #296
Nick: [over loud speaker] Is this on? It's on. Right on. Cool. Um... Angie? I just want to say publicly that I'm an idiot. I couldn't just put myself out there all the time. It's too scary. I'm not as brave as you, but here goes. I'm very poor. Having a checking account would be an honor. I'm a writer. I've written a zombie book. It's terrible. I'm a slow runner. I'm obsessed with karate. Yeah, yeah. You are the scariest thing in the world. And you're so goofy to be going out with me. And I don't want to... Thank you for... Winston? Why don't you do me a favor, homeboy? Sorry I called you homeboy. But turn that damn music up. 'Cause I'm about to get sexy up in here.
New Girl Quotes
‘Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Jess.
Jess: Yes. Yes, my love.
Winston: Honey, we both know we have been unhappy for far too long. I am not just a vehicle you get to ride to Pleasure Town. Be gone, honky! [throws drink at Jess] This is for your own good. Say good-bye to paradise, honey!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You would've been my nightmare. We were on very strict instructions from Rabbi Schmulie not to say a word until the last Christian kid found out about Santa Claus. Ruining Christmas, very bad for our brand.
Quote from Winston
Winston: It was Black Santa.
Schmidt: Santa Claus isn't even real.
Winston: We got a Black president, we got a Black Santa Claus.
Schmidt: It was not Black Santa Claus! What a ... that's ludicrous.
Winston: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Now, what is he doing? He should be at home getting ready.
Jess: I believe. I believe Sam and I want to go see him.
Winston: To the Black North Pole!