Nick Quote #840

Quote from Nick in Spiderhunt

Jess: Don't tell Cece that we talked. She doesn't want me getting involved.
Nick: Of course she does, she just didn't think you were into the idea, okay? She really values your opinion.
Jess: What if you guys had a r... a r-real talk? You know, outside of the bar.
Nick: All right. We'll talk, just the two of us, outside the bar.
Jess: I'm proud of you, Nick.
Nick: Just make sure she makes her case about facts and figures. And no more of this, "Come on, Nick, it tastes so yummy" crap.
Jess: New teams!

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Quote from Coach

Schmidt: Wait a minute, is your e-mail address OwwMeSoErnie@coolidge?
Winston: Still?
Coach: Yeah, man. Picked it in college. It's just gonna follow me from job to job, ISP to ISP. We've been everywhere together, brotha. Never done .org or a .gov. I would never do that.
Winston: Right.
Coach: But every other damn domain.
Schmidt: You can't e-mail a girl like May from an e-mail address like OwwMeSoErnie. Although, you did got a job at a school, so what do I know?

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: I can hear it. I can hear it building its house. Building its sticky, deadly house that you can never leave. Building it. With its ass.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Where is it? We've got to hunt it down. We got to have a spiderhunt.
Nick: We're not having one of those.
Coach: No, dude, no more spiderhunts.
Schmidt: Guys, they're all over me!
Jess: This is childish, and you need to get over it.
Schmidt: Jess, would you please? You know this fear comes from a very real place-- 1999. American Pie was sweeping the nation. And everybody was doing it with pies. I just happened to accidentally fall asleep right afterwards. And when I awoke, the dried apple filling was... it just had attracted so many spiders, and they were all over it, and I...