Quote from Schmidt in Spiderhunt
Schmidt: Where is it? We've got to hunt it down. We got to have a spiderhunt. Nick: We're not having one of those. Coach: No, dude, no more spiderhunts. Schmidt: Guys, they're all over me! Jess: This is childish, and you need to get over it. Schmidt: Jess, would you please? You know this fear comes from a very real place-- 1999. American Pie was sweeping the nation. And everybody was doing it with pies. I just happened to accidentally fall asleep right afterwards. And when I awoke, the dried apple filling was... it just had attracted so many spiders, and they were all over it, and I...