Nick Quote #835
Quote from Nick in Spiderhunt
Winston: Hey, what do you think Jess and Cece are talking about?
Nick: Uh, probably that stupid movie theater popcorn machine that Cece wants me to get for the bar. She keeps haranguing me about it. "Popcorn machine, popcorn machine." Look, I don't know what void Cece's trying to fill in her life...
Winston: I don't know, either. Why would I know? I don't know what void she's trying to fill.
Nick: It's all she wants to talk about.
Winston: Oh.
Nick: Stupid movie theater popcorn machine. I'm like, "Shut up, dude."
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Quote from Coach
Schmidt: Wait a minute, is your e-mail address OwwMeSoErnie@coolidge?
Winston: Still?
Coach: Yeah, man. Picked it in college. It's just gonna follow me from job to job, ISP to ISP. We've been everywhere together, brotha. Never done .org or a .gov. I would never do that.
Winston: Right.
Coach: But every other damn domain.
Schmidt: You can't e-mail a girl like May from an e-mail address like OwwMeSoErnie. Although, you did got a job at a school, so what do I know?
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: I can hear it. I can hear it building its house. Building its sticky, deadly house that you can never leave. Building it. With its ass.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Where is it? We've got to hunt it down. We got to have a spiderhunt.
Nick: We're not having one of those.
Coach: No, dude, no more spiderhunts.
Schmidt: Guys, they're all over me!
Jess: This is childish, and you need to get over it.
Schmidt: Jess, would you please? You know this fear comes from a very real place-- 1999. American Pie was sweeping the nation. And everybody was doing it with pies. I just happened to accidentally fall asleep right afterwards. And when I awoke, the dried apple filling was... it just had attracted so many spiders, and they were all over it, and I...