Schmidt Quote #742
Schmidt: We should've never asked you guys not to be weird around us. We- We want you to be weird around us. Just let us in. Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.
Nick: You want to "taste our jams"?
Winston: Again, you have lost me.
Nick: Listen to yourself for once in your life.
Jess: It's my jam and you can't have it.
Nick: First of all, that's my ex-girlfriend's jam, dude.
Jess: I put a ban on jam.
New Girl Quotes
‘Cruise’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Schmidt: You guys are getting back together?
Nick: We're not getting back together.
Schmidt: You're confusing everybody!
Nick: No, it was the grand romance package.
Jess: My God! They were, like, folding these towels. It was so sexy. You try folding towels like that and see if you don't get turned on.
Coach: Yeah, because they fold the towels like vaginas.
Winston: They're swans, dude.
Quote from Nick
Nick: What package would you recommend for two brothers looking for trouble?
Ship Employee: The grand romance package is nonrefundable.
Jess: Well, we're not doing that, so we're good.
Ship Employee: Are you sure? This includes over $600 of activities and...
Nick: We're gonna do it.
Jess: We're not doing it.
Nick: $600? That is 600 one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Guys, we're going on a cruise and you guys are coming with us.
Nick: And none of you have a choice. [Jess laughs]
Schmidt: A cruise? If I wanted to watch a heavy-set guy in sandals eating with his hands, I would've just posted up and watched Nick in the kitchen.