Schmidt Quote #734
Jess: Guys, we're going on a cruise and you guys are coming with us.
Nick: And none of you have a choice. [Jess laughs]
Schmidt: A cruise? If I wanted to watch a heavy-set guy in sandals eating with his hands, I would've just posted up and watched Nick in the kitchen.
New Girl Quotes
‘Cruise’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Schmidt: You guys are getting back together?
Nick: We're not getting back together.
Schmidt: You're confusing everybody!
Nick: No, it was the grand romance package.
Jess: My God! They were, like, folding these towels. It was so sexy. You try folding towels like that and see if you don't get turned on.
Coach: Yeah, because they fold the towels like vaginas.
Winston: They're swans, dude.
Quote from Nick
Nick: What package would you recommend for two brothers looking for trouble?
Ship Employee: The grand romance package is nonrefundable.
Jess: Well, we're not doing that, so we're good.
Ship Employee: Are you sure? This includes over $600 of activities and...
Nick: We're gonna do it.
Jess: We're not doing it.
Nick: $600? That is 600 one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You know, I've been thinking a lot about your sleeping arrangements and...
Nick: Weird.
Schmidt: I might have an idea on how to make things a little bit less weird.
Jess: Really? What is it?
Schmidt: Two words. Bunk beds.
Nick: No. [laughs] No, I'm not putting bunk beds in my room, Schmidt.
Schmidt: Not in your room. In my room. It'll be just like college, my man. Only with way more sex.
Jess: What?
Schmidt: That came out wrong.
Nick: I'm not bunking with you, Schmidt.
Jess: Yeah, he is.
Schmidt: Yeah, he is.
Nick: Yeah, he is. There's gonna be a lot of rules, and I'm gonna make most of them.
Schmidt: You can make them all, man! Except for the ones that I make! [both laugh] First one in gets dibs!