Schmidt: We should've never asked you guys not to be weird around us. We- We want you to be weird around us. Just let us in. Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.
Nick: You want to "taste our jams"?
Winston: Again, you have lost me.
Nick: Listen to yourself for once in your life.
Jess: It's my jam and you can't have it.
Nick: First of all, that's my ex-girlfriend's jam, dude.
Jess: I put a ban on jam.