Schmidt Quote #737
Winston: Schmidt, do you got any Fisherman's pants I can borrow? What's that?
Schmidt: It's a class ring for Cece. She got her GED and I've been tutoring her, so I had this made. [off Winston's look] What?
Winston: Shame, shame, I know your name.
Schmidt: Please don't "shame, shame" me, Winston.
Winston: [wingsongy] You're still in love with her.
Schmidt: I am not still in love with her, okay?
Winston: You're alone on a boat with Cece, romantic cruise, and you give her jewelry. Then what?
Schmidt: I tell her that I'm still in love with her and that I want her back, and then we have sex until the boat sinks.
Winston: I knew it, I knew it!
Schmidt: To the bottom of the ocean.
Winston: To the bottom of the ocean.
Schmidt: Oh, man the sand and the mackerel and the chum and whatever the hell else is down there.
Winston: And crabs.
Schmidt: Not the crabs.
New Girl Quotes
‘Cruise’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Schmidt: You guys are getting back together?
Nick: We're not getting back together.
Schmidt: You're confusing everybody!
Nick: No, it was the grand romance package.
Jess: My God! They were, like, folding these towels. It was so sexy. You try folding towels like that and see if you don't get turned on.
Coach: Yeah, because they fold the towels like vaginas.
Winston: They're swans, dude.
Quote from Nick
Nick: What package would you recommend for two brothers looking for trouble?
Ship Employee: The grand romance package is nonrefundable.
Jess: Well, we're not doing that, so we're good.
Ship Employee: Are you sure? This includes over $600 of activities and...
Nick: We're gonna do it.
Jess: We're not doing it.
Nick: $600? That is 600 one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Guys, we're going on a cruise and you guys are coming with us.
Nick: And none of you have a choice. [Jess laughs]
Schmidt: A cruise? If I wanted to watch a heavy-set guy in sandals eating with his hands, I would've just posted up and watched Nick in the kitchen.