Winston: Schmidt, do you got any Fisherman's pants I can borrow? What's that?
Schmidt: It's a class ring for Cece. She got her GED and I've been tutoring her, so I had this made. [off Winston's look] What?
Winston: Shame, shame, I know your name.
Schmidt: Please don't "shame, shame" me, Winston.
Winston: [wingsongy] You're still in love with her.
Schmidt: I am not still in love with her, okay?
Winston: You're alone on a boat with Cece, romantic cruise, and you give her jewelry. Then what?
Schmidt: I tell her that I'm still in love with her and that I want her back, and then we have sex until the boat sinks.
Winston: I knew it, I knew it!
Schmidt: To the bottom of the ocean.
Winston: To the bottom of the ocean.
Schmidt: Oh, man the sand and the mackerel and the chum and whatever the hell else is down there.
Winston: And crabs.
Schmidt: Not the crabs.