Jess Quote #673
Jess: Come on! Did anyone just see that she was flirting like crazy with Nick? That was, like, the most shameless flirting I've ever seen. "Keep it in your pants" is all I have to say to Captain Jan Nortis.
Nick: You're being really weird.
Winston: You're being weird.
Cece: Super weird right now.
Schmidt: Here we go. This is starting now already.
Jess: I am not being weird.
Schmidt: You're creating an awkward situation for no reason.
Nick: Don't do this, Jess.
Jess: If this ship moves as fast as that captain, we'll be in Ensenada by 6:00.
New Girl Quotes
‘Cruise’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Schmidt: You guys are getting back together?
Nick: We're not getting back together.
Schmidt: You're confusing everybody!
Nick: No, it was the grand romance package.
Jess: My God! They were, like, folding these towels. It was so sexy. You try folding towels like that and see if you don't get turned on.
Coach: Yeah, because they fold the towels like vaginas.
Winston: They're swans, dude.
Quote from Nick
Nick: What package would you recommend for two brothers looking for trouble?
Ship Employee: The grand romance package is nonrefundable.
Jess: Well, we're not doing that, so we're good.
Ship Employee: Are you sure? This includes over $600 of activities and...
Nick: We're gonna do it.
Jess: We're not doing it.
Nick: $600? That is 600 one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Guys, we're going on a cruise and you guys are coming with us.
Nick: And none of you have a choice. [Jess laughs]
Schmidt: A cruise? If I wanted to watch a heavy-set guy in sandals eating with his hands, I would've just posted up and watched Nick in the kitchen.