Nick Quote #687
Nick: What's up, gentlemen? Just hanging out outside in the parking lot? We're not doing anything.
Oscar: We don't need a chaperone.
Nick: Calling me a 'rone? I'm not a 'rone. I'm basically the same guy as you. We're wearing the same shirt. I'm a good guy, I'm having fun. I'm just... I'm bored in there, I'm looking to hang out. Is that a crime, officers? Say, you guys got any billy whizz? Any juice, any sweet Mary Jane? I'm looking.
Felipe: Okay, if you're really not a chaperone why don't you take a sip of this?
Nick: Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I got nothing to prove.
Oscar: Are you a 'rone or not?
Nick: Give me that. [drinks, spits out] What is that? Is that a suicide? The soda flavors all mix together.
Felipe: You know it, bro.
Nick: That was super intense. Sorry, I spit some of it up.
Oscar: He's cool.
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Quote from Coach
Coach: You three are the worst chaperones possible on earth. A dog would be better than you. A plant wearing underwear would be better than you. Ray Charles' ghost would be better than you! Wh- What kind of men are you?
Quote from Jess
Jess: There are two ways this can go. Number one: you tell us why you ruined the dance. Number two: I bash your skull in with a carburetor!
Cece: I thought I was bad cop.
Jess: You are the bad cop. I'm the tough, competent cop, who's good at her job, you're the kind of fumbly, dumb cop who's nice and...
Cece: Yeah, that's not how it works, though. I mean, the good cop is nice and the bad cop is mean.
Jess: That would be nice cop, mean cop.
Cece: That's how it works on every cop show, when you watch it.
Jess: I watch cop shows.
Cece: You need to pay more attention.
Jess: I do pay attention.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Thanks for helping me with my school dance.
Cece: "Love is Forever, ever, ever..." - How many "and ever"s?
Jess: Technically infinity, but I could only fit 12.