Schmidt Quote #179
Schmidt: You're meeting a lot of young women, and for whatever reason, they seem to, you know, find you appealing. In the restaurant of life, you have selected the tasting menu.
Nick: Okay, I changed my mind. I don't want to do this any more.
Schmidt: Nick, you're terrible at lying, so what we want to do is, we want to focus on S.S.V.
Winston: I cannot believe you slept with Cece.
Schmidt: Short, simple...
Nick: Vagina.
Schmidt: Vague. It's actually... It's actually vague.
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Quote from Winston
Winston: All right, everybody stop! Wherever you are right now, just sit down! Okay, now, Saturday is a day for sleeping, and damn it, you will not take that away from me! You, give her her scarf back. Finders keepers is not a thing. You, get out of my house!
Holly: Who are you?
Winston: Who am I? Who am I? Well, I am Theodore K. Mullins. And Nick is my lover on the down low. Tell her, Nick. Tell her how it really goes down in apartment 4D. Oh, great Negro spiritual, please come down and loose these chains on this woman! Flesh on flesh. When the lights are off, we are all the same.
Nick: Not true.
Winston: Dear lord, help me, Father! Get out of my house. Get out of my house!
Quote from Jess
Jess: When did it start?
Schmidt: 1:03 a.m., February 15, right on schedule.
Cece: Two months ago.
Jess: Two months? Two moons have passed since you started doing it?
Winston: Why do you start talking like a Native American when you get angry?
Jess: Two moons have passed!
Quote from Jess
Jess: Are you ready to run? I have my playlist all ready. Actually, it's Diane Keaton's autobiography, and she just filmed First Wives Club, and it's getting me pumped!
Cece: I totally forgot we were going to run today.
Jess: I e-mailed you, like, three times.
Cece: Maybe you typed "gmoil" again.