Schmidt: You're meeting a lot of young women, and for whatever reason, they seem to, you know, find you appealing. In the restaurant of life, you have selected the tasting menu.
Nick: Okay, I changed my mind. I don't want to do this any more.
Schmidt: Nick, you're terrible at lying, so what we want to do is, we want to focus on S.S.V.
Winston: I cannot believe you slept with Cece.
Schmidt: Short, simple...
Nick: Vagina.
Schmidt: Vague. It's actually... It's actually vague.