Schmidt Quote #8
Schmidt: What is it? Cece? Cecelia? Chechelia? Tell me what are your hopes and dreams? Are you warm? I'm a little, huh, I'm a little warm right now. [takes shirt off]
Nick: Don't, Schmidt.
Coach: All right.
Schmidt: Oh, yeah. There it is. [breathes deeply and flexes]
Cece: Please put your shirt back on. Please don't make me laugh at you.
Schmidt: Can I hit you up with some tea? A little herb tea? Ugh. Oh, my God. How good is that, for real, what? A little P-mint tea? Yum, right? Hot, sweet. A little teabag action. And I wasn't, I wasn't talking about...
Nick: [grabs the douchebag jar] There it is. Douchebag.
Cece: Listen to me you guys, Jess is by far the best person that I know, so if you guys let anything happen to her, I'm gonna come here and crazy murder you.
Schmidt: I'm gonna be honest with you. I did not hear a word you just said 'cause I can kinda see your party hats right now.
Nick: [reaches for the jar again] Here we go.
New Girl Quotes
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Quote from Nick
Waitress: I'm sorry. We're gonna have to ask you to give up the table.
Jess: Um, can I please just stay, just a little bit longer?
Nick: [rushes in with the guys] We're here. Yup. We're here, Jess! We're here.
Schmidt: We're here for the date, the date thing.
Waitress: You're all on a date?
Nick: Yeah we are. We're her boyfriends. We are reverse Mormons. One man just isn't enough for her.
Quote from Jess
Jess: So, you know in horror movies when the girl's like, "Oh my God, there's something in the basement. Let me just run down there in my underwear and see what's going on in the dark", and you're like, "What is your problem? Call the police", and she's like "Okay" but it's too late because she's already getting murdered. Well, uh, my story's kind of like that.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Hello? I came home early.
Spencer: Jess. What-
Jess: Who's Jess? You're talking to...Tiger Boobs. [takes off her coat]
Spencer: Oh...
Jess: [sings] I'm doing sexy things with the pillow.
Spencer: This-
Jess: I'm doing sexy stuff to the plant right here.
Spencer: Woah, okay.
Jess: I'll pick that up later. [sings] Who's that girl? Who's that girl? [spins around naked] It's Jess!