Quote from Schmidt in Pilot
Schmidt: What is it? Cece? Cecelia? Chechelia? Tell me what are your hopes and dreams? Are you warm? I'm a little, huh, I'm a little warm right now. [takes shirt off] Nick: Don't, Schmidt. Coach: All right. Schmidt: Oh, yeah. There it is. [breathes deeply and flexes] Cece: Please put your shirt back on. Please don't make me laugh at you. Schmidt: Can I hit you up with some tea? A little herb tea? Ugh. Oh, my God. How good is that, for real, what? A little P-mint tea? Yum, right? Hot, sweet. A little teabag action. And I wasn't, I wasn't talking about... Nick: [grabs the douchebag jar] There it is. Douchebag. Cece: Listen to me you guys, Jess is by far the best person that I know, so if you guys let anything happen to her, I'm gonna come here and crazy murder you. Schmidt: I'm gonna be honest with you. I did not hear a word you just said 'cause I can kinda see your party hats right now. Nick: [reaches for the jar again] Here we go.